It’s the day before Christmas, or the day of Christmas Eve if you will, and I needn’t have bothered to show up to work today. I’m a little too tired to do any (work, that is) and a little too focussed on doing nothing at all for a few days. So if you don’t mind, you can find me in bed with a book and otherwise at some Christmas gathering with the fam. Happy holidays.
Monologue